What small gifts do guys like?
We’ve all been there…the birthday’s coming up, and you’ve got absolutely no clue what to get him! Well fear not, here at Diabolical Gifts UK, we’ve got some of the funniest small presents for the man in your life. You see, it’s a tricky one. What does he actually want for his birthday? You could get him some socks, but let’s be real… he doesn’t want them.
Now don’t think for a moment that this post consists of boring black ties or silly mugs with ‘Best Boyfriend Ever’ written on them. I’m talking Stress Boobs and Grow Your Own Girlfriend. If that’s not for you, then you may want to quit whilst you’re ahead…
Sorry to say, but sometimes he just wants to watch the footie in peace without any… nagging. So why not get him this Inflatable Perfect Woman, who won’t tell him to pick up his dirty washing in the middle of the match?
This one needs no explanation. It’s a Fart Fan! His farts stink and you’re in serious need of some relief. So, if you’ve found yourself searching on the internet ‘how to stop someone from farting so much’, this might be the gift for him (but mainly for your nose’!
Now THIS is one of our personal favourites. These Stress Boobs are arguably the funniest and coolest stress relief toys out there. I mean, what’s not to love?!
For those of you who are lucky enough to have a man who cleans up in the kitchen and washes the dishes, then congratulations - you have one of the few well-trained men! If you want your boyfriend, partner, fiance, or messy man to do the dishes more often, then this is just what he needs. These King of Clean Washing Up Gloves are truly fit for royalty and will revolutionize his dishwashing experience!
Now this one's for the lonely men out there. If he’s had a hard time getting the ladies, let him grow his own! She won’t spend a penny of his money, and he won’t have to hide his farts in front of her… not that he would anyway
